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BigUK's post: viewtopic.php?f=42&t=6891&p=143176#p143176

Having used my Assault vest for the first time at Op Epsom. I can safely say, its a fantastic piece of kit. I carried lunch , waterproofs, ammo, grenades and gas. As well as almost managing to begin running with the 'I am a tool' sign strapped on the back.

It spreads my vast weight perfectly. I could hardly feel my hard-on. During the Saturday, the heavens opened, Josh pissed on me for a good 4 hours. As mine was the more expensive ATF version 'cos I have more money than most of you running the BT web site despite having no computer or design skills (heh, I even had to get one of the lads to design me a web banner and pretended I did it), its (no apostrophe) extremely waterproof. I cant confirm what the SOF version is like, although I will soon because I sucked Josh's cock all weekend and he's bessie mates with them so will probably get one for free and let me use it when he pisses on me again. I struggled Removing it to eat lunch , meant for the third time I exposed a perfectly dry and extremely enormous torso. and was promptly thrown off site. I still like Josh though.

I also have a ballsack, which im yet to use. But im sure the occasion will come, once I get to Thailand.

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Having used my Assault vest for the first time at Op Epsom. I can safely say, its a fantastic piece of kit. I carried lunch , second lunch, tiffin, afternoon tea and supper , waterproofs , ammo (more than the limits allow), grenades and gas, although in limited amounts because all of the mars bars took up a lot of space. As well as almost managing to begin running with the 'I am a tool' sign strapped on the back. I say "almost" running, because my overworked heart can't really cope with it. I'm hoping that the cock company medic will invest in a defibrulator at some point.

It spreads my vast weight perfectly. I could hardly feel my hard-on. During the Saturday, the heavens opened, Josh pissed on me for a good 4 hours. As mine was the more expensive ATF version 'cos I have more money than most of you running the BT web site despite having no computer or design skills (heh, I even had to get one of the lads to design me a web banner and pretended I did it), its (no apostrophe) extremely waterproof but this could be put down to my own grease permeating the weave. I cant confirm what the SOF version is like, although I will soon because I sucked Josh's cock all weekend and he's bessie mates with them so will probably get one for free and let me use it when he pisses on me again. I struggled Removing it to eat lunch:spam: , meant for the third time I exposed a perfectly dry and extremely enormous torso. and was promptly thrown off site. I still like Josh though. The vest just about fits in my chavvy Saxo VTR, protecting my choccy woccy bars from the sun in the process.

I also have a ballsack, which im yet to use (I haven't seen it for sometime and it's dead hard to wash. My little balls and feet always seem to stay dry in the shower for some reason). But im sure the occasion will come, once I get to Thailand.

Added my two p's worth!

BTW, I've corrected your link Stephen: viewtopic.php?f=42&t=8909&p=143220#p143220
Mistakenly you linked to 'L' not 'XL'

aw jesus ....I really did laugh out loudly for a few minutes on that ...it literally brought tears to my eyes.. I need ot spend more time on this thread . Cheers !

Just looking through some old photos and found Yith's picasa albums: http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/Yithdit

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Just looking through some old photos and found Yith's picasa albums: http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/Yithdit

No further comment.....

I grew out of that shite about 23 years ago! Strange, how many middle aged, balding men, who like to "be in charge" there are into table top wargaming. Even stranger, that they use games workshop rules, figures and "mindset" to indulge their hobby. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

more worried about the gay dalek ....ex-sperminate !

oh yeah I think it's got the wrong colour ray gun for 3945 .......they weren't issued until after Series 10 drone drone drone

F&O at The Asylum, Kidderminster have organised a 'WW2 Game' - SISK!!!! - on the same day as Op Alsos.

Mongs.

Nah, its no problem as Alsos booked up long ago. Very short notice for a game though - I'm sure its going to be very well thought out!

Well, that's what I mean. Unlikely they'll get any takers here.

I see Locutus, Eddy and Smelly are down though. Meh.

Yith's 'commanding' the Yanks at Alsos. Oh dear.....what are they thinking???

Yith's 'commanding' the Yanks at Alsos. Oh dear.....what are they thinking???

Maybe they're masochistic? I don't think Steiner realises just how tragically bad Yith is. On a happy note, I've been offered a civvy place for Alsos and I think I'm going to take it, just so I can wind Yith up.

Pffft. What's that about. Why don't I get offered anything!?!

Well, there is a German place going! Get in there quick. I think there might even be a yank place as well, now Carly has dropped out. Btw, I still have to pay for my civvy place!

Oh right....that's alright then. Can't make it anyway, plus I hate Tuddenham. It's a shit site.

Oh right....that's alright then. Can't make it anyway, plus I hate Tuddenham. It's a shit site.

Never played there. I'm going more as something to do (although I'll miss yet another Grand Prix!) and to mingle a bit, as well as push Boryszyn some more. I notice Scaley is on the civvy side as well, so it's a chance to have a chat with him too. I'll get there on the sunday though, as I'm likely to batter Yith if I go to the social and the beer starts flowing.

Christ, that's a bit of a schlep for a morning start.